robert downey jr is in south korea
north korea realizes this and sends for some agents to kidnap him
robert wakes up in a dark cave
“create iron man suit” jim jong un says
“its just a movie” robert says
#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me
Sam and Thor, scarily similar.
Oh, you have no idea.
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
my parents named their kid after me